Arteta’s ChatGPT Guardiola-ism is down but history beckons for Gunners
Arteta’s ChatGPT Guardiola-ism is down but history beckons for Gunners. The quadruple dream may be dead but Arsenal are now just four games from achieving an unprecedented nonruple And then there were two.
The quadruple dream may be dead but Arsenal are now just four games from achieving an unprecedented nonruple And then there were two. As the clock ticked down at St Mary’s Stadium on Saturday night even the stray yellow balloons on the pitch had begun to take on a weirdly mocking quality.
The balloons were almost too much, like metaphors-for-hire in an arthouse film, popping up in shot every time Arsenal tried to transform another spell of mechanical pressure into creative, incisive football. Your dreams are just air inside a polymer shell.
Even when you try to take agency over your dreams, or at least stamp on them before a set piece, they will scoot away and bobble about annoyingly near the corner flag.